The miscreant behind the blog
Once I was the little girl in the photograph. Little bit tired of trying to sum myself up in one paragraph,to be frank... feels like fuckin speed dating all the time. Basically I write Blood Sweat and Strippers. And I blog.


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People say I'm ignorant... I don't even know the meaning of the word -Freddie Threepwood


"Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen, half of girls do not have their first orgasms until their late teens, twenties, or beyond. Teenage girls widely agree that they get the message loud and clear that masturbation is something boys do, but girls do not, cannot, or should not. The cultural focus on intercourse tells young women to expect they will begin to experience sexual pleasure once they have sex with a man (whether or not they are even interested in sex with men). Nearly all teen boys, on the other hand, experience sexual pleasure long before they get their hands—or other body parts—into a partner’s pants. Despite the massive advances in women’s equality, young women’s sexuality is stuck in a surprising paradox. Young women are sold provocative clothes but are not taught where to find their own clitoris. Many girls give their boyfriends oral sex, but are too uncomfortable with their own bodies to allow the guys to return the favor. It is still a radical act to say that women need and deserve access to information about their own sexual pleasure—not just about the risks and negative consequences of sex."

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

thosebandprefrences:

Girls! Don’t. Wear. High. Heels. To. Concerts. You don’t look ‘sexy’ you look out of place and ridiculous. 😑

no-one cares if you look out of place or ridiculous, the actual problem is that you can really damage yourself or other people if you wear high heels to a concert


yourmediahasproblems:

littlemissrantsalot:

yourmediahasproblems:

i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like “macklemore got me into rap” and “my mom and i got into a fight because she wouldn’t buy me a fourth obey snapback”

Or we could just stop stereotyping people.

you’re cast

PRAISE BE


pippiphooray:

I love fanfic writers because fanfiction is just so kind and selfless. You give us really enjoyable stories completely free of charge and I am really, really grateful for it.


kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

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In my dream last night Biffy Clyro released their own range of dildoes under the name ‘Stiffy Clyro’ and I got to interview Simon about it


nevermore191:

Hamlet: Man delights not me—

Horatio: That’s not what you said last night, my lord.

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern: WHAT.


cakesandfail:

IT’S WILL SHAKESPEARE’S BIRTHDAY AND CHARLES II’S CORONATION DAY

AND ST GEORGE IS NOT ONLY THE PATRON SAINT OF ENGLAND, BUT ALSO OF SYPHILIS

IT FEELS LIKE DICK JOKE CHRISTMAS