Girls! Don’t. Wear. High. Heels. To. Concerts. You don’t look ‘sexy’ you look out of place and ridiculous. 😑
no-one cares if you look out of place or ridiculous, the actual problem is that you can really damage yourself or other people if you wear high heels to a concert
i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like “macklemore got me into rap” and “my mom and i got into a fight because she wouldn’t buy me a fourth obey snapback”
Or we could just stop stereotyping people.
I love fanfic writers because fanfiction is just so kind and selfless. You give us really enjoyable stories completely free of charge and I am really, really grateful for it.
Hamlet: Man delights not me—
Horatio: That’s not what you said last night, my lord.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern: WHAT.
IT’S WILL SHAKESPEARE’S BIRTHDAY AND CHARLES II’S CORONATION DAY
AND ST GEORGE IS NOT ONLY THE PATRON SAINT OF ENGLAND, BUT ALSO OF SYPHILIS
IT FEELS LIKE DICK JOKE CHRISTMAS